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what has this world of the internet come to ughghhsgadklsadjfk;';

maybe i should just title and tag everything so it has to do with naruto

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EDIT : i found a quiz, it's spam time for you losers

When was the last time you cried?
uhh i can't remember. i cried from laughing about an hour ago...

Have you ever faked sick?
nope, i never needed to fake it. i was a sickly child

What was the last lie you said?
i forget, probably something miniscule

Have you ever cried during a movie?
lol, during Click. only movie i've ever cried at.

Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
alhjkfasdjgm.

Have you ever danced in the rain?
i think so, but it was to stop the rain...silverwood, anyone?

Have you ever been drunk?
ugh i hate the taste of alcohol...no

Have you ever tried drugs?
no, never been offered any either.

Do you smoke?
nope.

What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?
i've never been one one C:

What is your full name?
Roberta Sanchez

What is your blood-type?
B+, i think

Have you ever been in a car accident?
nnno

How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?
never happened. bawww

Who was your first kiss?
ffffffffffff

Have you ever had an online relationship?
uhh...sorta. i was 13, does it still count? haha all we did was rp as wolves and act like faggots

Have you ever had phone-sex?
uh no

Have you ever been rejected by a crush?
not directly, no

What is your favourite sport to play?
umm badmiton i guess

Have you ever made a prank phone call?
no, actually

What's your favourite childhood memory?
the EMP or something, i have a horrid memory so i can't say off the top of my head

Is there anything that you have done that you regret?
mhm

What do you want to be when you grow up?
j.k. rowling^2

What is your political persuasion?
democrat, i suppose...i voted for obama, but i have some views republicans share as well

Have you ever had cybersex?
LOL only for jokes and trolling

Do you believe in god?
not really.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
i don't really know.

Do you believe in karma?
kind of.

Who was your first crush?
uhhh i don't remember. i have a possible list, but i don't know who was first.

Who do you have a crush on?
aklasdflkasdglhgahsd.

How would you describe yourself?
lazy as fuck.

What are you afraid of?
bees, wasps, dying.

Are you religious?
not even a little bit. y'know, i've never even been in a church?

What does your screen name mean?
umm draco means dragon in latin (yeah, i did learn that from harry potter but it's not based off of malfoy) and i thought i was being cool with the darkfire part. mostly, it's me trying to be a badass

What person(s) do you trust the most?
emily

Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
ffffffffffffffffffffffff--

What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?
mmm...i don't know. most compliments i get are really small and about my art or writing. >:

What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?
i dunno.

What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?
uhh i actually had a crush on michael kantack for like a year LOL (plz don't judge me)

What is your greatest strength?
does being a faggot count?

What is your greatest weakness?
social interactions. and bees.

What is your perfect pizza?
pan crust pizza hut pepperoni or cheese pizza...mmmmmmmhgghhgnn

What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?
"k, i'm going to lay here for 3 more hours and do nothing for as long as possible"

What is your first thought before you go to bed?
"oh...it's like 3 o'clock"

What college do you want to go to?
college is for bigger nerds than me. successful nerds.

Do you get along with your family?
yeah, but my parents have gotten more annoying now that i've graduated. they want their empty nest, i guess

Do you play any instruments?
flute, piccolo (essentially the exact same instrument but i feel really cool when i say i can play both) and i know all the notes on the piano/keyboard and can play a few songs on it...

What kind of music do you like?
lots of it, mostly really intense stuff or programatic stuff

Do you think you're attractive?
i'm like, the world's most plain person

Would you ever get a tattoo?
sure, why not

How many piercings do you have?
zero

Who makes you laugh?
my friends and dumb people on the internet.

Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?
uhh emily? i don't know that's a weird question

Have you ever seen a dead body?
no...are you making an offer or something?

Do you have a celebrity crush?
no

Have you ever broken a bone?
no

What happens after you die?
people die when they are killed.

Do you watch or read the news?
does the daily show or colbert report count?

What stereotype would you label yourself as being?
nerd

Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?
yes lol

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
uhh i don't know. anything but megan, ughghgh my name is so retarded

If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go?
uhh. uhhhhhhh... ...ask out the guy i like before someone else did, i don't know, like i said i'm a faggot

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?
how lazy and retarded i am

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
nope

Have you ever played strip poker?
nope

Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?
if i liked them, lol

What do you want your friends to think about you?
that even though i'm like the world's most permanent 3rd wheel that i'm still a pretty cool kid

Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?
uhh most every time my dad lectures me and i talk back it becomes a huge fucking argument

Have you ever bitten someone?
not to the best of my knowledge, but i've BEEN bitten and it confuses me a lot

When's your birthday?
october 7, 1990

Have you ever stolen anything?
nothing big. pencils and pens from school and stuff.

Do you make wishes on SHOOTAN STARS?
i don't see them very often, but when i do it's more like me going OOOH SHINY LOLOLOL

Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?
every thanksgiving = obese megan

If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?
fffffff i don't know

Do you remember your dreams?
only the one about ronald mcdonald and me as the mcnugget.

Have you ever been in love?
i don't knowwwww what do i have to base this off of

Are you a morning person or a night person?
night...it's harder to be efficiently lazy in the morning

Do you have any phobias?
bees, wasps... didn't i answer this already?

What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?
i don't know ughghghn i don't try to be mean i'm just dumb

Have you ever been to the hospital (other than birth?)
only to visit my parents

How many screen names do you have?
like 4 or 5 but i use this one way more than the others

Do any medical problems run in your family?
cervical cancer and awful skin, from my mom's side and my dad's side respectively

Has anyone ever been disowned from your family?
one of my dad's brothers just kind of disappeared. does that count?

Have you ever had a nightmare?
yes, who hasn't? all my nightmares are fucking stupid though lol

Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?
friends, but it's almost all in jest

Would you ever participate in a threesome?
m-maybe... IT DEPENDS STFU

Would you ever pay for a prostititue?
no :<

Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?
if i have, it wasn't on purpose

Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?
maybe a little, and not recently, so i dunno, lol

Have you ever written a love letter?
no but i've considered it fff

Have you ever attempted suicide?
no

Do you prefer boxers or briefs?
boxers, i guess?

Have you ever been in a fistfight?
no but it's one of my lifelong goals. sally knows this.

Do you have any hidden talents?
impressions? people say i'm good at them, i don't really know

What is one thing you want me to know about you?
i'm a loser

What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?
"without bashing your hands on the keyboard, write the name of that guy you like so THE WORLD CAN SEE AND JUDGE YOU FOR IT"

Do you usually prefer books or movies?
books, most movies just don't interest me

Who is your favourite person to talk to?
emily, she's pretty much the only person i can have a conversation with...disregard the fact that our last conversation was about ghost farts

Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?
i'm not usually sad, but ... most of my friends. except jared, he's a sadsack too lol

Who do you talk to most on the phone?
i don't talk on the phone ever. except to my parents sometimes.

Do you have a secret that you're ashamed of?
i'm not ashamed of it but .............. it's a secret as far as i know. he hasn't done anything about it so as far as i'm concerned it's still a secret

Do you prefer British or American spelling of words?
british. i accidentally spell a very few words that way, like theatre

Have you ever gotten detention?
almost once, for throwing an MnM in middle school

How do you vent your anger?
i talk to myself in my head and bottle it up. even if it gets bad that's what i do. i don't think i've ever taken it out on someone, unless it was in small doses and fairly intentional and masked as joking...

Have you ever been on a diet?
no

Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?
if i liked them, age wouldn't really matter, as long as they weren't like 12 or 56

Is your best friend a virgin?
oh my

What's a rumor someone has spread about you?
in middle school, dylan daugherty tried to spread the rumor that i was a nazi. keenan got pissed at me and hated me after that. i didn't even know he was jewish D:

What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?
bondage? it's not all that exotic or anything but... it's kind of interesting i guess. ffffffffi'msortofembarrasednow

What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?
tried to drown me? i can't think of too many mean things

What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?
bought me things i guess, like i said i can't think of things off the top of my head really fast

Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?
no

Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?
i considered it once and wound up biting my wrist really hard instead. i'm so cool and hxc

Have you ever wanted to murder someone?
yes ... irish accent singing girl FUCK HOW CAN SOMEONE SO IDIOTIC SURVIVE FLKAKSJKJFKSAFFFFF

Have you ever hated someone?
yeah

Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?
online, though i get lazy or my wrists start hurting ahaha

Do you consider yourself popular?
no ... in school i had a smattering of random friends and then my main friends

Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?
i would really love to, but i'm too afraid of the repercussions

Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?
uhh no? i haven't had very many crushes actually

Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?
uhh i don't know if i'd consider him a BEST friend...he's certainly a really good friend but i don't know if he's a besty

What is your favourite book?
the Obsidian Chronicles by Laurence Watt-Evans

Do you have a collection of anything?
pokemon cards/toys, yu gi oh cards, stuffed animals

Are you happy with the person you are becoming?
don't really have an opinion

Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?
yes, i'm slightly less weeaboo ish and considerably more nerdy

What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?
no idea

Are you happy with the life you have?
i don't know anything better, so i guess yeah